[All Systems On Begining start up program]"G.I.R  reporting for duty" i said,i had just been born,if you could call my start up birth.i was a sir unit like any other exept for the fact that many of my programs were malfunctioning."gir?what does the g stand for?" my new "master" Zim asked. "I DONT KNOOO!" i replied making sure as to emphasize my oooo.we both stood there staring at each other until i decided to break the akward silence."WHEEEEEHEEEEHEEEHEEEEEE WHAHO!!" i began screaming only stoping every few minutes to catch my breath.

almost an hour later i had been dragged by my master to the cockpit of the voot cruiser so that we could leave to the "mystery planet" the tallests had sent us to."hmmm i wonder if theyve got taquitos." i thought to myself" "NOW GIR TO RAIN SOME DOOM DOWN UPON THE HEADS OF OUR DOOMED ENEMIES!" "WHOO im gonna sing the doom song now!!,doom doom do do do doom do do doom do doooooom..." this went on for eight months with me only stopping to catch my breath once every two months.i was of course doing this not only because i liked to sing but also because i wanted to annoy zim.after eight months of continuos singing i could tell zim was about to tear my head off but right before he could do it the computer flashed that they had arrived.when zim was about to say this i hushed him  so i could finish my song "dododododooo hea!" "ooh whats dat!?"
"PAY ATTENTION GIR blah blah" zim droned on while i watched the small animals and such around the area.then a few minutes later we landed and i attempted to jump out like zim but failled falling to the ground instead. "okay gir what did you see?" "i saw a squirrel.,it wuz doin like this" i began to mimick the squirrel i saw. zim of course said something but i didnt listen like always instead i thought of how i could befriend the squirrel.what i did notice was zims transformation into a disguise "master wheres my master?" "im right here gir and be quiet do you want to wake the whole planet!!?" "i doooo" i replied "now for you im thinkin maybe a dog." zim said to gir who was actually listening."can i be a mongoose dog?"i asked to no one. then i was pushed into a very tight disguise maker that made me into a green dog with bug eyes and a larger than normal head."INGENIUS" "now all we need is a home zim began doodling on a stange little pill shaped device "taco?" i thought then suddenly while i was hiding a large strange house came out of the ground. after this happened all the neighbors came out of their houses to see what all the noise was to which zim merely dragged me inside with him."whew that went smoooothly"

the next day zim went to "skooll" while i  stayed home. while i waited for him to get back i turned on the "tv" "AHHHHHHH!!!" i hid and slowly got out from my hiding place and saw the most wonderfull thing imaginable..."MONKEY!!!!WANA BE MAH FRIEND!!?" the monkey did nothing but then it blinked "YAAAAAAAAAAAAY MONKEYZ MAH FRIEND!!!" i screamed in delight.so i watched him staring until.."HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA" the monkey blinked.then suddenly zim called me to pick him up which of course i did after i was done watching monkey.when we returned home the big headed boy followed us and was promptly shot at by our gnomes.later i decided to watch more monkey but instead i found something else...."tacooooooooooooooos!!!!" later zim gave his report to the tall guys while i ran around screaming.